Had to laugh at the Armadillo. Made me think of a friend. He lived in TX in the 1990s, and armadillos destroyed his lawn looking for food.
John woke one night and saw them. He was ticked, grabbed a golf club, and ran outside in his underwear to teach the armadillos a lesson. His wife said it was the craziest sight. Armadillos apparently jump when frightened to avoid danger.
There's John outside at night in his undies wildly swinging a golf club with armadillos hopping around him.
Armadillos - 1
John - 0